fuernimmer German Fact #106 German *looks at slug*: It's a snail. But it has no house. Let's call it a naked snail! German *looks at plane*: Well, it's....stuff? And it can fly? Flystuff! German *sees gloves*: They cover your hands, right? Like shoes cover your feet? Hand shoes!! German *looks at elevator*: It's moving, everything that moves must be driving, right? And also it's... yeah, it's a chair! Driving chair! German *sees tortoise*: It's kinda like a toad. But it's wearing a shield-like thing... It's a shield toad! Source: allthingsgerman
satisfymysou-l cemeteryfalls there’s a special place in heaven for people who upload entire albums to youtube Source: cemeteryfalls
angepisst But you, you’re special to me. When I’m with you I feel something is just right. I believe in you. I like you. I don’t want to let you go. Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via qarconne)
fuernimmer Erst kommt der Hass, dann das Loch in der Wand, dann die gebrochene Hand. (via 2schachteln-marlboro)